Well, that's sort of true. Despite the shutdown, which cuts off funds to most federal operations, at least one group of government workers will still be getting paid. Guess who? The answer is HERE. (Hint: Paul Ryan is one of them.)
* Note: Today is our fun-filled "Ryanathon," so there'll be no commentary here that doesn't include his name. I promise to come up with something tomorrow morning that doesn't necessitate another picture of the congressman's vacant stare.